CatBusRuss compares his favorite tale of a quest for vengeance in the 19th Century, “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”, to novelist Josh Nealis’s favorite film based on the premise, “The Count of Monte Cristo” (2002).

Professional assassin Chev Chelios learns his rival has injected him with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops. - Per IMDb

It is Thanksgiving Week, and ⁠CatBusRuss⁠ is very thankful for the opportunity to interview the writer/director of "⁠Cuisine de la 'Pocalypse⁠", ⁠Kyle Weingart⁠. If you want a story about good food in a desolate land, this is a far better tale than the white washing of colonialism's effect on Native Americans.

CatBusRuss composes a fun, four-film action movie marathon from a pool of both “Black Mask” films, Brian Bosworth v. Lance Henriksen in “Stone Cold”, “Batman: A Death in the Family”, Dolph Lundgren in “Men of War”, and Joey Lawrence in “Android Apocalypse”.

Jovovich was is a couple of features that critics were overly harsh to. Bad CG effects hindered the fun of Niel Marshall’s film. You’re overly serious to look down on the Emma Roberts flick.

CatBusRuss and “The Cinema Shitshow’s” Nix Eclips present GalaxyCon St. Louis with the concept of why movies should be between 70 & 100 minutes. They chat about censorship and lots of horror.

The son of Canada’s Prime Minister has fallen ill to a disease that only sharks could survive. A doctor proposes shrinking a great white to eat the pathogens, and shrinking a submarine to catch the fish when the illness is cleared. Unfortunately, the scientist accidentally inject a janitor with the shark.