Who cares how a claymore is supposed to work?

Action movies may call for the greatest suspension of disbelief. How can anyone end up in a situation where a particular set of skills may come in handy? When will they run out of bullets? The fall could not have been that painful if they are back on their feet ready for round two. These are the films where you are seated to cheer on the impossible and the art makes you believe it is plausible. And then you try it at home.

Raw. Baked. Ridiculously Good.

3X the Protein, 50% the Sugar, 20% the Carbs.

Action Cinema: Bang for Your Buck

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    3M Movie Marathon: Men of War, Black Mask 2, Stone Cold, Batman: Death in the Family

    CatBusRuss composes a fun, four-film action movie marathon from a pool of both “Black Mask” films, Brian Bosworth v. Lance Henriksen in “Stone Cold”, “Batman: A Death in the Family”, Dolph Lundgren in “Men of War”, and Joey Lawrence in “Android Apocalypse”.

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    UI-Con 2026: Ninety For Chill in (Aeon) FLUX with Andrew Tiede

    CatBusRuss and Andrew Tiede discuss whether or not ninety minutes is the runtime screenwriters should aim for at what was probably the least attended panel at UI-Con. “Aeon Flux” was cut perfectly to these rules.

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    12 Rounds 3: Lockdown (2015)

    A low-budget “Die Hard” knock off starring Jon Moxley, f.k.a. WWE Superstar Dean Ambrose. As long as you are not expecting a foreign villain or explosions, the film is a lot of fun.

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    2020 Texas Gladiators (1983)

    Italian “Mad Max” exploitation. It was a door prize at the first B-Fest that CatBusRuss. If you like what Mike and the Bots watched from the Mediterranean, this will be fun.

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    Ballerina (2024)

    “The World of John Wick” is expanded with the tale of Eve, a fellow Rusko Roma (Ana de Armas), seeks vengeance against the cult that murdered her father for trying to keep her away from the world of assassins. With the New York Continental on her side, she may stand a chance.

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    'Best of the Best' with Atlanta Film Chat's Chuck Thomas

    Perhaps the most tangent-filled chat between Russ & Andrew Tiede. Their chat about the pinnacle of Steven Seagal required a bathroom break. Wrestling and drugs maybe the only thing “Under Siege” was missing.

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    Blastfighter (1984)

    Tiger Sharp was an Atlanta cop who served nine years for the murder of the man who killed his wife and partner. He knows there is no justice in the ATL, so he returns to his hometown in the Georgian mountains. Unfortunately, corruption is everywhere, and the thugs who run the town want to snuff him out before he can even consider restoring order to the community.

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    The Breed (2001) - Is Adrian Paul the Reason Tom Hardy Uses Too Many Voices?

    This is a vampire feature that was just trying to get ahead of great franchises like “True Blood” with premise and “Underworld” with action. Featuring “Highlander 2” style continuity errors and the wretched CG. 4K does not do this feature any favors.

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    Caught Up (1998) with Jason Parker

    CatBusRuss and Jason Parker welcome you to the Church of Bokeem Woodbine as they discuss the bonkers feature “Caught Up”. It is a De Palma tribute from the hood.

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    Civil War (2024) & The Dogs of War (1980)

    During a break from his conversation about C2E2 2025 with ThePoeticCritic, CatBusRuss reviews the excellent (and sadly relevant) Alex Garland feature. He also gets a chance to talk Christopher Walken’s British mercenary classic.

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    Devil's Night Special: 30 Years of 'The Crow' with James O'Barr, Bai Ling, Rochelle Davis, and Laurence Mason

    CatBusRuss and Faydra Black are given the honor to host a Q&A with the creator of “The Crow”, James O’Barr, and stars Bai Ling, Laurence Mason, and Rochelle Davis.

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    A 100% "Death Proof" Podcast with Gregory Carl

    Gregory Carl and CatBusRuss discuss the under-appreciated Quentin Tarantino feature, “Death Proof” to warm up for “Ninety For Chill: The Panel” at Indiana Comic Convention.

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    Death Wish 3 (1985)

    Paul Kersey returns to New York City only to witness the death of a fellow Korean War veteran by a gang of thugs. With the approval of a NYPD precinct chief, as long as the cops get the credit, he gets a warrant to murder all the thugs the neighborhood has to offer.

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    Mortal Kombat (1995)

    The fate of Earth depends on the success of their greatest fighters. If this ragtag bunch of warriors cannot defeat their fears, how can they stop the invasion from Outworld?

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    Nine Death of the Ninja (1985)

    Two anti-terrorist agents are assigned to free a busload of American schoolchildren in the Philippines who are taken hostage by terrorists. - Per IMDb

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    No Contest (1994)

    It is “Die Hard” at a beauty pageant when Andrew Dice Clay and Roddy Piper hold the contestants hostage for ransom. The only one who can save the day, action movie star and host of the show, Shannon Tweed.

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    R.I.P.D. (2013)

    Ryan Reynolds is a cop of questionable morals who was recently killed by his crooked partner, Kevin Bacon. To answer for his questionable decisions, he is assigned to purgatory’s Rest in Peace Department.

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    Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

    It is not CatBusRuss’s favorite RE movie, but it maybe the best directed of the series. Russell Mulcahy shows that he still had it, 20 years removed from “Highlander”.

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    From Dusk Till...Marathon with @CouchManBakes

    CatBusRuss & Andrew Tiede compose two marathons that conclude with “From Dusk Till Dawn”. With the exception of the first sequel to the Robert Rodriguez classic, the auteur directs them all.

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    Timebomb (1991)

    Michael Biehn is Eddie Kaye. Kaye is a watchmaker, or so he thinks. When a diplomatic event is about to take place in Los Angeles, people are suddenly trying to kill him. What is scarier than that is Kaye has very few issues dispatching them.

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    Young Guns: Truly, Truly Outrageous History with CouchManBakes

    CatBusRuss and Andrew Tiede discuss the historical accuracy of the Billy the Kid story and if the over-the-top violence made sense.